How to speak English…..to a fox!
Thursday, January 29th, 2009
When I’m not giving English classes at our centre in, ‘The Bush,’, I’m mostly at home in Acton. I live in a nice quiet street near a park where there are lots of trees, bushes and quiet places. Perfect if you have migrated in from the shires: not to work or improve your English grammar, but to live and raise a family. In a bush. Safe in the heart of the city.
I’m not talking about me, but about one of my neighbours, whom my wife and I rather unimaginatively call Mozilla. He/she (we’ve never got close enough to find out) is one of the 10,000 foxes who live in the capital and is our most enigmatic and fascinating fellow Actonite.
Isn’t it incredible that in this sprawling metropolis, there are 16 foxes for every square mile? And it’s not just in the leafy areas either. A red fox was once found asleep on a filing cabinet in the Houses of Parliament and recently, some foxes snuck into the grounds of Buckingham Palace, allegedly making a nice dinner of some of The Queen’s pink flamingoes.
So where did they come from? Well, apprently they started to drift towards the city after WWII because although there wasn’t a ready supply of live chickens and rabbits to feast on, there was no shortage of discarded food left to scavenge. Added to this was the fact that urbanites seemed far less inclined to hunt them down with dogs than their country cousins.
Now, while many Londoners object to the way they rip open binbags, dig up gardens, terrorise pets and leave a dreadful pong in their bushy-tailed wake, a recent survey revealed that 80% of Londoners were happy to have them around.
I’m certainly one of their fans. I’m often up very late at the weekends on my porch. But for the distant hum of traffic, there’s an eerie silence and a dense mist envelops everything. It is then I ususally see Mozilla.. He/she (let’s say he) is scampering gingerly along the footpath and when he sees me, he stops. He freezes. So do I. He looks at me and I look back. I know he doesn’t speak English, he knows I don’t speak fox, but I’m sure something passes between us. With my eyes I try to say to him, ‘I’m no threat and I’d never hunt you.’ With his eyes I like to think he’s saying,’Ok, fatman, but I’ve got to go and rip open a few bins to feed the cubs. Catch ya later.’
And then he’s off, vanished into the mist. I like to think we’re friends.
Mike
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